It’s Important To Wear A Life Jacket.
With the warm weather and cold rivers, water safety should be on everyone’s mind. A twenty something young man, drowned this past weekend in the Sandy River, Oregon. The air temp was 88 degrees, but the water temp was only 46 degrees. Please be careful around the water. Yes life jackets do save lives. Here is an example of when a life jacket saved my life!

Detroit Lake is a wonderful place to fish during the fall and winter. The water level is down almost 100′ and the trout are much more condensed; which is good considering that the lake is usually over five miles long. Now it’s only 4 ¾ miles long.
Before I had my 22′ pontoon boat, I had a Port-a-boat. This is a lovely 12′ boat, which can fold down to resemble a surfboard. When fully assembled, it is a stable boat, which cannot sink. This is extremely important news when you are trying to persuade your wife to let you go fishing in the winter.
So there I was, cruising on Detroit Lake, headed to a location where I have caught lots of fish before. It was a great day! It was cold with the temp in the high 30′s, but the sky was clear with no rain in sight. I was catching trout one after the other. And I really enjoyed the new sliding seat I had just installed non the boat. It was much more comfortable then the bench seat, which caused my legs to feel like they had been amputated. You must understand. If my butt were a muffin, some would call it extra-grand.
Modifications to anything may need additional adjustment. I had decided my new sliding seat needed stops installed so I did not slide all the way to the gunwale (that’s mariner talk for side of the boat). But that modification needed to wait until I got home.
After fishing, I was returning to the launch ramp. I noticed that the wind had picked up and was causing foot high wind waves. Not a problem. I am in an unsinkable boat. It was actually fun to crash into the waves. The spray would fly and the bow (you know, it’s that pointy end of the boat) would rise.
This was great until the bow rose out of the water and the wind caught it, which caused the boat to lean. That would have been fine if my new sliding seat had not slid to the gunwale, causing me to lean backward over the water.
The principals of thermal dynamics are amazing. Apparently when an over weight man leans backward, causing his rain jacket to touch the water, this causes drag and friction. If the drag becomes great enough, it can actually pull the chubby fisherman out of the boat and into the water. This even works when the water is 42 degrees. This positioning caused me to grasp the throttle of my outboard motor extremely tight, since it was my only connection to the boat. The problem was that my new position caused me to turn the throttle wide open. I was being drug behind the boat like an inter-tube. All I could think was, SHUT IT DOWN, SHUT IT DOWN, SHUT IT DOWN, SHUT IT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!
As the ride came to a stop, I still had all of my arms and legs. By the grace of God Almighty, I had not been cut by the outboard prop. I wear my life jacket under my rain gear, so it can’t fall off. I ended up swimming the boat the hundred yards or so to shore. There I was able to bail out the boat, start the motor and safely return to the launch area. My additional pounds and adrenaline, helped prevent hypothermia from setting in, but that lady seemed rather surprised when I striped butt naked by my van. I had to get out of those cold, wet clothes. And yes, I had some spare sweats in the van. How your mind wanders!
I knew I would be late getting home, so I called my wife and said, “Honey, I want you to know that I am alright”…
Yes, life jackets do save lives. It saved mine that wintry day in Detroit Lake!
Ken Bear Cole
Fishing with Bear LLC